Monday, May 16, 2005

Facts!!


This topic from my new friend dalulla blog

http://dalulla.blogspot.com/

hope you like it!!

- Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

- Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

- Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

- Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

- Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

- Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power
- Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

-Conference Room:A place where everybody talks,nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

- Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

- Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

- Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

- Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

- Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

- Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

- Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

- Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

- Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

- Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

- Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

- Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See, I am not injured yet."

- Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

- Father : A banker provided by nature.

-Criminal : A guy no different from the rest.... except that he got caught.

- Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

- Politician : One who shakes your hand before after.

- Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

5 comments:

# Juwaireyah # said...

Great words :)

I liked this the most:
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

The guy who came up with this definition must have been an egyptian ;) :))

free soul said...

Yeah, this is my favourite one to :-)

I suppose he attended waves lecture before he write those words :-)

Steliano Ponticos said...

Very nice..actually I had a nice time trying to guess who said each one of these things..there is one I saw for sure:

Experience: The name people give to their mistakes

its from a play by Oscar Wilde.

Great post fs..thank you

free soul said...

The pleasure is mine you liked it :-)

Thanks for the support yesterday, I was in a very bad mood, sorry if I looked so much disappointing :-(

CYA

Steliano Ponticos said...

I was only saying what I think fs..thanks to you my man :o)

P.S. I learned this new face today